slow news day

on days like this, i wish i got spam. at least i would feel as though people wanted to talk to me. "buy a giraffe over the internet, you know you want too." and i'd be like, "hey, i do! how did they know. wow. it's like we're really connecting." see, spam is so under rated. sure, sometimes it can get annoying. and, yes, some contain viruses. but those are just things you are going to have to put aside if you want to feel good about yourself.