whirlpool

the best thing about a mantle, is that there is a fire place stuck right under it. so while you're looking at photos, small statues, and the occasional vase of flowers, you get to keep warm. and sometimes catch on fire. what i'm trying to say is that i want a mantle.

okay, now if you had a mantle, you would also have a water slide. it's just the rule. but not just one water slide, multiple water slides, leading to every room in the house. but with a slide, you also need a butler to hold your towel. if i had a water slide in my house, it would totally lead straight to my super secret underground water park.

see, if you have the money for a mantle, a water slide to every room in your house, and a butler at the end of each with a towel, you would have the money for a super secret underground water park. come on, it's common sence.

now all you need is a dump truck.