visible ink

invisibility is one of those skills that everyone wishes to have, so they may do perverse things in public places. this is all someone thinks about when they think of being invisible. but they will deny it. every time. sneeking into the opposite sex's bathroom is a very popular one. or pinching peoples asses. or spying on folks doing adult things in the bedroom. the list goes on.

but i am here to tell you something. i would not use my invisibility ability just for those reasons. i would use them for evil. what i am about to describe is so evil, that some of you may need to leave the room. trust me.

the first thing i would do, is sneak into the movies. i could pass right by the ticket window, being invisible and all. i would sit way in the back, and punch any teenagers that wanted to sit there and chat during the film. being punched by nothing is creepy. at least it would show those annoying kids what for. not even i talk during a movie. that much.

then i would go to whatever resturaunt i felt like eating at and walk right into the kitchen. i'd look around for finished dishes and steal them. the main chef would ask about for the missing plate, and no one would answer. then the cook would get very angry (because that's what people in the kitchen do) and go after the first living soul his eyes got a hold of. this is not just a tasty plan, but it's fun to watch, too.

once i was full, i would go out to the park and do a little experiment. this experiment consists of me being invisible and then tripping people. people become so embarrased when they fall down, so its even funnier.

after an hour or two of laughing at people skinning their knees, i would head down to the local tennis court. find two or four people playing, then stand on one side and push people as they are about to serve the ball. or before they hit a ball back over the net. not only would they lose, but they would scream about the existence of ghosts. how foolish. ghosts.

for my final sin ripping act, i would go up behind people, and tickle them. tickle them long and hard. the best part is that their friends and family will think their laughing acquaintance is slowly going crazy. this, truly, is the most sinister of all my invisible evils.

tremble in fear at my fear bringing.