liquid sunburns

how is our planet the only planet that is the perfect distance from the sun? mars isn't that far off, yet it's still a horrible, stupid planet. i refuse to believe that both venus and mars are so messed up that they cant support life. it's all government propaganda. if i can make a picture of a planet in photoshop, whats stopping nasa from doing the same thing?

so, if the earth were, let's say, 100 million more light-years away from the sun, we'd all freeze? damn, that would suck. our economy has a hard enough time when we get an inch of snow. the forcast calls for a foot of crystallized rain, people run to the supermarkets in a blind rush for supplies. its like the world's ending! oh wait, we're only getting a little snow. but we might have to shovel! that is the end of the world. people are stupid.

speaking of stupid, the other day at the resturaunt, a party of 20 came in and took over the side room. they took it upon themselves to raise the thermostat in the room to 85 degrees. the normal temperature is 65, because heat from the main room flows into it as well. so anyway, the other bus boy and i didn't even think to check the thermostat, since it was late and we wanted to leave.

so the next day, we all come into work, and the boss wrote out a list of things we "forgot" to do. number one on the list was the heat. it stayed at 85 degrees all night, making the room into a sauna. the boss wasn't exactly happy with all the extra oil that went into heating the empty building. so we got a nice big lecture. thanks a lot, party of 20 stupid idiots.

what an easy job, though. i wipe food from the empty table to the floor. i couldn't ask for a better job. 7 or 8 dollars an hour for that. including tips. you know what an easy job would be? a dollar sales man. you get paid for giving out dollars. i'd take that job. i want a job that involves doing absolutly nothing. but doesn't everybody?

too bad, i already called it.