did you pick up the new 'ipod mini'? howabout that new razor cell phone. seems things are getting smaller. plasma televisions? may be very long, but there is only an inch between the screen and the wall. computer parts. getting much smaller and faster. every product on the market is either getting smaller or having a clock built into it. but why? convenience? no! the government is going to shrink us down very soon so noone will have to worry about running out of supplies any time soon.
yes. yes. yes! the government is lazy. so very lazy. but think about it, their plan is genius. houses will hold one family to a room. cars may have to be redone, but at least one thousand mini cars can come from one normal car. a drop of gas will fill the tank. electricity will function better as it only has to charge small things. the economy will bloom once again! like that one time in 1994 that i dont remember.
"now, what about the rain? huh. huh. hey! huh?" yah yah, we all saw that 'a bugs life' movie. the rain drops were huge. but come on. don't you think that was exagerated. and it was a movie! raindrops. pfft. who ever heard of rain killing someone?
well, i have. but only once! and he shouldn't count because he didn't know how to breathe without his oxygen tube. anyway. any. way.
umm. yup. so. shrinking will happen. because of. umm. oh! the government. it will solve some problems. and umm. yah. we'll be really small. like smurfs! oh man. smurfs was such a bad show. but i watched it anyway. what was it? like a witch and her dog? or was it like a ferrit. i cant even remember. all i know is that papa smurf kicked ass. he was all wise and stuff. all the other smurfs were just stupid. and what was up with the one with the glasses? what a nerd.
'beauty and the geek'. lets just look at this show for a moment. just for one second. okay?
yup.
what the hell were they thinking!? what a stupid idea. you know what made it worse? i heard that ashton kutcher came up with the idea. no, really. first he comes up with 'punk'd' which was funny at first, but then was just there so people could look at ashton.
speaking of looking at ashton, 'that 70s show' is not very good anymore. the new episodes are a disgrace to the 'that 70s show' name. now is the time, fellow smurfs, to rise up against terrible television stations and shows. down with mtv. we should replace mtv with mtv! no more music television. i think its time for some muffin television.
we all know
the significance of muffins and we should put that knowledge into a television station. they could sell muffins, or cook muffins, or teach you how to cook and then sell muffins! blueberry muffins are the best, but i've been over that already.
so yup. minimize the population.
