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well, by the looks of these pictures, american cuisine is coming along quite nice.


i get a good feeling when i look at this sign and all i can think about is how they probably just used the entire chicken and called it "chicken chunks." why put effort into chicken fingers or wings, when you can take a chicken and throw the whole thing into the oven?

*bing*

oven timer went off. chickens done. chop into large pieces and *tah dah!* you have chicken chunks. i guess for the sake of business, i wont post what restaurant sells these "chicken chunks."


if you see this sign, anywhere, do not eat there. don't say i didn't warn you.

cause i just did.

power corn bread

i have harnessed an ultimate power. a power so great, that no one even realises it exists. no one has ever brought together so much of this individualy packaged power to see the real power within. the power i have collected is stored inside these high-tech containment chambers. also known as "to-go" boxes.


what is inside these boxes may shock and amaze you. or just shock you. or maybe even just amaze you. either way, you will not be able to escape the truth that is stored inside these mystical boxes. behold!


cornbread.

yes, cornbread.

the one item that can create enough energy to power the entire world for a trillion years. but scientist, being as dull as they are, simply missed this obvious opertunity at life sustaining matter. but there will be no worries. i have here all four groups. when brought together, they start making with the energy and power and whatever the hell else i said before.

with the power of crumbly!


the power of child sized servings!


the power of neat!


and the power of...screw you guys, i'm bored as hell. and i got a huge load of cornbread to eat over the next week. damnit.


with their powers combined, i get four servings of mucho cornbread instead of one! i cant wait to eat it all! this is going to be great! i love cornbread!

i wish i was dead.

[edit (april 18, 4:22pm):] cornbread sucks.

the aquarium

movie review: the amazing instant aquarium


this movie is hardly what the critics made it out to be. an incredibly over rated film. i put this into my VCR expecting high quality underwater adventures, but instead i got a lousy bunch of fish and a broken water bubble thing.

no lessons were learned, no morals were taught. for crying out loud, there weren't even talking fish. this is no finding nemo, i know, but the standards of movies these days have risen a bit since the old days.


if you for some reason go out and see this movie, i advise you to hire yourself a babysitter and keep the kids home. this movie is definately not suitable for children. even with its "pg" movie rating, they some how snuck in fish bumping into each other. we do not need the next generation of people growing up with this sort of violence.

over all, good plot, good supporting cast, and an excelent sound track.

five out of five stars.