i <3 ramen

i have decided, since its the cool thing to do and wear, that i am going to make a wrist band that supports me. hey, every other person has their own charity these days so why not me. i like being selfish. so what?

but let me tell you, i would have the best wrist band around. i wouldn't make some lame one liner, like "livestrong" or "one", i'd have it say something important. that everyone would apreciate. one that would kick every other wrist band out of the water. it would say:

"trust tyler durden"

it would be pink. yes, i know the breast cancer one is pink, but mine would be a manly pink. how do you make pink manly? you add more red than white, stupid.

all the money would go twords some sort of charity i suppose. mainly the "my computer eats my cash" charity. or the "i love teh ramen" charity.

dude, ramen is so good. its pretty good cooked, but i love it raw. who would ever guess a clump of hard noodles would taste so good. i tap a little of the flavor powder onto the noodle clump and chow down. (the high sodium makes it taste better!)

i'm so totally going to die young because of ramen.