the holiday season

ah, the holidays are apon us. me? i celebrate good 'ol christmas. seems like christmas just snuck up on me this year, like a zombie in the darkest of rooms. i wasn't able to get everyone a gift, either. my rather low salary at work prevents me from purchasing nice things for my nice friends.

andy got me star wars pez despencers. adam gave me "the shining" and a mini slinky. slinky's are fun, no matter what.

speaking of slinky's, take a look at the world's largest slinky collection. this guy is crazy. if i was trying to get the largest collection of something, it would probably be silly putty. once i was done getting the record, i would take ALL my putty and make the world's largest silly putty ball. after i achieved that record, i would do the most dubious thing. the ball would be pushed, by me, over things. i'm talking about my very own katamari ball! i would be the new prince of the cosmos! what a rewarding day that would be.

the only thing wrong with that picture is the people. i don't think people would react well if they were to be ripped from the ground and jammed into a giant ball of putty and other people/things/animals. also, the katamari ball might begin to grab gravestones and eventually dead people, making for an unpleasent smell. the people now living on my ball would complain and i would never hear the end of it.

i would clean my katamari and everything would be good.

untill the king of the cosmos picks up my katamari ball and hurls it into space, causing all my people to die.

what a horrible way to go.