power corn bread

i have harnessed an ultimate power. a power so great, that no one even realises it exists. no one has ever brought together so much of this individualy packaged power to see the real power within. the power i have collected is stored inside these high-tech containment chambers. also known as "to-go" boxes.


what is inside these boxes may shock and amaze you. or just shock you. or maybe even just amaze you. either way, you will not be able to escape the truth that is stored inside these mystical boxes. behold!


cornbread.

yes, cornbread.

the one item that can create enough energy to power the entire world for a trillion years. but scientist, being as dull as they are, simply missed this obvious opertunity at life sustaining matter. but there will be no worries. i have here all four groups. when brought together, they start making with the energy and power and whatever the hell else i said before.

with the power of crumbly!


the power of child sized servings!


the power of neat!


and the power of...screw you guys, i'm bored as hell. and i got a huge load of cornbread to eat over the next week. damnit.


with their powers combined, i get four servings of mucho cornbread instead of one! i cant wait to eat it all! this is going to be great! i love cornbread!

i wish i was dead.

[edit (april 18, 4:22pm):] cornbread sucks.