okashi

Reese's peanut butter cups are pretty big, right? right. but, i guess its not enough chocolate and peanut butter taste for the folks down at the hershy's food factory.

i recently indulged upon a reese's "big cup", which is two times as large as a normal reese's peanut butter cup, and it was very, very tasty. but mind you, its exactly like having two cups, but in one bite. plus they only come in packets of one. so in reality, you are gaining nothing. but hell if i care, i love the peanut butter. more peanut butter equals more peanut butter induced hallucinations of inanimate dancing objects.

while i'm on the subject of candies, i'd like to point out a little gas-station-fifty-cent-bag-o-candy company called "gonzo". in short, they make half-assed clones of major brand candies. sorting through the selections of candy, i came upon what looked like swedish fish. now, swedish fish have that taste. the taste that just tells you that you're eating swedish fish. "gonzo" doesn't give their fish that taste. they give their fish the taste of left over liquorice and gummy bear bits smooshed into the shape of some sort of mutated gold fish.

it's almost as if "gonzo" has no idea how to make liquorice or gummy bears either. all of their candy gives you this feeling like all they did was add water to the mixture to be able to make the candy in mass quantity. but i digress, i buy their candy all the time. it gives the quick sugar rush needed.

[edit (may 4, 10:21pm):] there is still cornbread in my refrigerator. i think the family forgot about it. i'm surprised it hasn't gotten covered in mold by now.

[edit (may 5, 10:42pm):] the cornbread menace is finally dead.

[edit (may 5, 10:44pm):] i miss cornbread.